Topical Tiki - Saturday, August 9th, 2014

LeAnn Rimes was mortified when she accidentally tweeted a selfie of her butt on Twitter during her VH1 reality show "LeAnn & Eddie." Many of her fans were shocked and surprised, because even they didn't know she had a reality TV show. 

...She was really em-bare-assed! (Sorry I had to do it..)

Delta Airlines' has stopped cancelling flights after finding out that its passengers prefer flight delays instead. Because nobody wants to go through airport security twice. 

The San Francisco 49ers have made a deal with Toyota to sponsor the team's red-zone by placing ads directly on the field. Fans were outraged by the intrusive advertising, claiming it would make it even more difficult to see Colin Kaepernick throw his trademark interceptions. 

That's all I had for August 9th, thanks for reading! Follow me on Twitter @CaptainAaarrrgh and make sure you check out for my talk show and sketches!